Bless Your Heart

Scene at my house the other night: J and I are about to go to bed for the night. He’s already in bed with covers pulled up to his neck. Just as I’m about to get into bed J asks me to get this lady bug that was crawling on the wall. Well, I don’t have to tell you that those little guys are tough to catch with their slick shells and little legs. So in the struggle, the ladybug falls behind the bed. J looks at me and says “Nice going. Now if that thing crawls into my ear tonight while I’m sleeping and dies, it’s on you.”