Bless Your Heart

“I’d like to have the hard shell like a lobster, but I wouldn’t want to lose my hands. Claws would be a bitch.” –my husband, J, on how he’d like to be physically fashioned after the cockroach of the sea. He’d also like the jumping ability of a big cat, like a panther, because although kangaroos can jump pretty well, he’s not so keen on the tiny, useless forearms. This is just one of the reasons why I love him so.