Bless Your Heart

Knitty is here! And it’s so nice! Very impressive. I wish I understood half of what they’re talking about. Knit one, purl two. I don’t knit. I don’t know how. I’d love to learn, but I don’t know anyone who could teach me. I’ve tried reading those “teach yourself to knit” books, but they don’t work on me. I need someone to sit down and show me. So until that happens I’ll be gazing longingly at the cool sweaters & scarves at Knitty.