Bless Your Heart

and this is my cousin epsilon?

scene: wal-mart photo center. picking up pictures. there’s a little photo place in the same nook the film developing is. there are 2 adorable little boy toddlers dressed alike in cute red shorts outfits. they are obviously twins. as i’m waiting in line i’m observing their little photo shoot when i hear mom keep saying things like: “alpha, look at the lady.” “omega, stop crying”. i’m thinking what is she talking about? then she scoops up the boys and is waiting for their proofs to come up on the little computer screen. that’s when i ask their names because come on, say it isn’t so. it is. they are 18 month old twin boys named alpha & omega. oh good lord. what are parents thinking? or should i say, what are they smoking? i suppose they could be like prince and just use their symbols.