Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

scenes

seen: on the street that intersects with mine. there’s currently a glass top coffee table in the front yard of a house with a sign taped to it that says: FOR SALE $30. (the $30 is scratched through but i don’t know how to do the strike through thing.) it’s now been marked down to $20. ok- here’s the thing. where are you putting the $20 if in fact you haven’t just run off with the coffee table instead of paying it. do you just leave the $$ on the ground? it’s not like someone’s home 24/7. here’s the other thing- who wants a coffee table that’s a) ugly and 2) been sitting out in the elements now for over 2 weeks?

also seen:

taped to the window at the gas station near my work: a now hiring sign that reads…. now hiring: people who will work. thanks for clearing that up.

update: nelson is completely healed and out of the cone collar and life can go back to normal! now he just needs to grow the hair back on his little possum tail.

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