Vision – Bless Your Heart

The other day I went to my eye doctor to get my glasses fixed (the little nose cushion thing broke). While I was there they told me that it was time for my annual exam so did I want it. Ok that’s fine. So my exam is going well up until the eye drops part. I HATE eye drops. I can’t stand anything in my eye. All the sudden my eye doctor said “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I just dilated you!” WHAT?!? I was like “I live 40 minutes away!!!” So I went out to the lobby area to wait for the dilation to happen so she could finish the exam. I typed a couple of unreadable texts then finished my exam. Then it was time to go. Let me remind you that I live in Charlotte, NC and it is as bright here as, I don’t know, THE CENTER OF THE SUN. I asked for glasses. This is what they gave me: A roll up sun shade that goes behind your glasses. THANK THE GOOD LORD I’M NOT SINGLE, cause hooooboy, I would NOT have done well that day with the fellas. Here’s another view. Take in the sexiness. Luckily my sister lives near my eye doctor so I dropped by her house to let the sun go down. On the way there though I realized these roll up sun shades just weren’t cutting it as far as keeping the blinding sun out of my eyes so I added some sunglasses to the mix. That’s 3 levels of optical beauty right there people. Don’t hate.

I went to the dentist and eye doctor today. Everything went well at the dentist – I’m getting a retainer (!) and I helped the front desk lady with her couponing. Then at the eye doctor for my annual exam my doctor accidentally dilated me! I was 45 minutes from home and blind! Luckily my sister Sara lives up that way so I hung out at her house for a few minutes to get my eye holes a little back to normal before hitting the highway. Check out the roll up “sun glasses” they gave me: They were no match for the Carolina sun though so I had to add my own sunglasses over the whole deal just to see to drive. So pretty!